Gizmo reports from the County Final “It will be a slow weepy slide down the shower wall for me”, said an emotional Declan Maguire immediately after a heartbreaking loss to Kilmacud Crokes in the 2023 County Final. The stress of the occasion was evident, as Maguire looked like he had a stroke on both sides of…
Junior A Football
Gizmo reports from Junior Championship “We have to take one game at a time”, said club stalworth Danny O’Connell, a man with all the warmth and charm of Vladimir Putin. Playing away to Whitehall, in Round 2 of the Junior A Championship, this game was always going to be an uphill battle. Following a spell…
St. Maurs – Tuesday 2nd May After a difficult couple of weeks, this team finally delivered the ‘Complete’ performance that they had been threatening. “What impressed me most was the work rate. From the throw-in to the final whistle the lads gave it everything. They never relented or became complacent”, said a jubilant Brendan Meaney after the…
Gizmo reports from AFL Division 5 BBSE 0-10 St.Brendan’s 1-8 “Oh yeah, I’ll sleep like a baby tonight. If you mean wake up screaming in a pool of my own p**s. Then yes, I’ll sleep like a baby for sure”, said mentor Maguire immediately after a frustrating encounter, in the Division 5 football league. ” We butchered…
Gizmo reports from the Division 5 clash When you get to my age, you become nostalgic for the past and airbrush history through the lenses of rose-tinted glasses. While waiting for the game to start, I spotted club official Tony Hassett, and his dress sense immediately transported me back to the 1980’s. Ahh yes, the 80’s, what…